burds

a bad idea by Transient Labs

why are we doing this?

We spent 4 years building the craziest tech in Web3. We are tired. We want to sleep. These burds are dynamic. If you own two, one could shit on the other. That's the utility.

utility?

dynamic poopTM. other stuff too. don't ask.

rarity?

hoodies, hypers, and more.

don't buy this if you like money

Mint

the lowest effort pfp we could come up with

We used to break boundaries. Now we break wind. The lowest effort dynamic PFP on Ethereum.

we tried really hard to not try hard.

📉

expected floor

burd strategy

Institutional Grade Stupidity

Most strategy tokens wait for a project to succeed before launching. We are skipping the "success" part and going straight to financialization.

Usually, a "Strategy Token" is created by smart people to help stabilize a blue-chip collection. We thought, "Why not destabilize a bad collection immediately?"

📉

expected chart direction

we'll launch it if we sell 420 burds

the roadmap

  • 2022 - 2025: try really fucking hard (done)
  • dec 2025: try less hard
  • jan 2026: try really hard again
© 2025 Transient Labs. no rights reserved. whatever.

4 visitors (including your mom)